Just for the record Splinter lugs this around all the time, in case you lot start shooting:

The HART Backpack Trauma Kit contains a complete assortment of Basic Life Support (BLS) components in a convenient clam shell style backpack bag.

Clam shell style, backpack with carrying handles
Bright orange Cordura nylon with reflective stripe
Over 30 pockets and loops, plus a large front compartment
Three large removable color-coded accessory pouches
Filled with diagnostic, first-aid, CPR, and basic rescue items

And it’s bloody heavy

2 2306 Abdominal/Pressure Pad, dressing, 5″ × 9″
1 2917 Activated Charcoal
16 0110 Adhesive bandages, HART, 1″ × 3″
1 1215 Adhesive tape, HART, 1″ × 10 yd spool
1 1216 Adhesive tape, HART, 2″ × 5 yd spool
1 2911 Airway, large adult, 100 mm
1 2912 Airway, medium adult, 90 mm
1 2913 Airway, small adult, 80 mm
5 0460 Alcohol wipes
10 0510 Ammonia inhalants
1 7101 Aneroid sphygmomanometer, basic, adult
1 2922 Bite stick
1 2926 Burn sheet, sterile, 60″ × 96″
1 2960 CPR facemask, adult
1 2961 CPR one-way valve
2 0515 Cold pack, HART, instant, single use
1 7636 Cups, Plastic Medicine
1 1518 Elastic bandage, 3", with clips
1 4730 Eye Clean, HART, irrigation solution, 4 oz
1 4728 Eye Clean, HART, irrigation solution, 16 oz
4 0270 Eye pads with tape strips, HART
6 0351 First aid & burn cream, .9 gram packet
1 7321 Forceps, Kelly hemostat, 5-1/2", straight
1 7312 Forceps, splinter, 3-1/2"
10 1875 Gauze sponges, sterile, 4″ × 4″
4 7715 Gloves, HART, latex, large, pair
1 6926 Insta Glucose, 31 gram
2 1783 Adhere Fluff gauze, sterile, 4-1/2″ × 4.1 yd
1 2355 Multi-trauma dressings, 10″ × 30″
2 7187 Penlights, with pupil gauge
10 0470 PVP iodine wipes
1 0581 Rescue blanket, , HART, Mylar
3 6166 Sani-dex antimicrobial handwipes
1 7368 Scissors, EMT, 7-1/2"
1 7121 Stethoscope, combination, dual head
2 1745 Sof-Adhere, sterile, 2″ × 4.1 yd
2 1746 Sof-Adhere, sterile, 3″ × 4.1 yd
1 1747 Sof-Adhere, sterile, 4″ × 4.1 yd
1 7870 Thermometer, digital, with beeper
2 0261 Triangular bandages, with pins, muslin
1 2955 Tourniquet tubing, Penrose
1 0530 Wire splint, HART, 30"
6 0925 One shot Hart anti-biot + painmuffler
24 9211 Adult morphine dose
1 4800 Spray gel sealent 440 ml
1 9999 14 piece surgeons kit
1 6732 Disposable autoclaive
1 4408 Big boys book of human anatomy